¤»Warning Labels«¤ - Windows Live


"Warning: May cause drowsiness." -- On a bottle of Nytol, a brand of sleeping pills

"Warning: May contain nuts." -- On a package of peanuts

"For indoor or outdoor use only." -- On a string of Christmas lights.

"Do not iron clothes on body." -- On packaging for a Rowenta iron.

"Caution: Remove infant before folding for storage." -- On a portable stroller

"Theft of this container is a crime." -- On a milk crate

"Do not use for drying pets." -- In the manual for a microwave oven

"Do not use orally." -- On a toilet bowl cleaning brush

"Do not use in shower." -- On a hair dryer.

"Do not drive car or operate machinery." -- On Boot's children'scough medicine

May irritate eyes." -- On a can of self-defense pepper spray

"For external use only!" -- On a curling iron.